If I can do it, so can you!
1. Weighing myself after I pee. I measure myself before, too. That way, I feel like I won some mini-diet.
2. Taking advantage of my cat's hyper phase and chasing her like a maddened wilde beast bent on attaining the glory of knowing I am, in all the savannah, the mightiest leaper.
3. Testing out innate psychic ability on a random deck of cards. Kept tally on pyschedelic score card stickered with fairies and bedazzled under the full moon's glow.
4. Adding extra points to my score card. Shut up.
5. Gathering all the ketchup packets from fast food runs of yore. Like a Moses of Licopene, I gathered my lost tribes into neat and necessary tupperware bottoms. Lids yet to be gathered. They have no god.
Tell me you weigh yourself before and after chasing the cat too. Or did I just give you another way to add to your crazy? ;-)
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